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Post reblogged from skinnylove;
WE AT THE HOTEL MOTEL HOLIDAY INN pitbull - hotel room service
How do you remember your URL?
got it tramp stamped tatted on ur mom so everytime i fuk her i refresh my memory
Source: vaspim2k13
Sex is so weird like hey I love you let me stick my hard extra limb into your tiny hole and then slam it into you repeatedly because I love you
Source: ourtwistedfuckingstory
Post reblogged from The End is Effortless
Why play with yourself when you can play with me?
Source: onehornyworld
Photo reblogged from ♔♚♔ I Vomit Rainbows
LOL brillianthe straight up just WALKED through that shit
this is possibly the best play I have ever seen before in my life. Hahahaha
Source: 4gifs
Chat reblogged from non compos mentis
- guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
- guys: ew fat chicks
- guys: why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish lol so annoying
- guys: ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis why can't they act more feminine lol
- guys: why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it
- guys: oh i'm so sorry are you sick? tired? dying?
- guys: haha girls suck at math/science/sports
- guys: a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen that stuffs not gonna get you a husband
- guys: why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs or something c'mon with that top you're asking for it
- guys: oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries?
Source: 0h-darling
Post reblogged from I like big butts and I cannot lie
i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and enjoy symphony no. 9 a la my asshole
Source: malijuanastyles
Post reblogged from I like big butts and I cannot lie
when ur crush talks about how hot someone else is
Source: snlofficial
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